Have you questioned how silly this situation is?

May 27

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May 26

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May 25

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slashfun:

loki in S.H.I.E.L.D.

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sokatchan:

Matching red today with Hello Kitty! OOTD

May 23

THIS IS MY LEGACY.

• My Status: Submitted her APO req's for the sixth and last time! SWEEEEEETTTTTTT
• Mika Nishiya: Maybe youll forget one of your required classes..... STAY ONE MORE YEAR!!!!
• Patrick Nguyen: KAYCEE FOR PRESIDENT!
• Mika Nishiya: GENIUS
• QA Nguyen: ME TOO
• Ivan Wang: KAYCEE FOr MCHICKEN QUEEN
• Tim Mascarinas: KAYCEE CAN BE SAA AND PRESIDENT AT THE SAME TIME.
• Ivan Wang: KAYCEE CAN JUST DO EVERY JOB IN EXCOMM
• Patrick Nguyen: BUT IF KAYCEE IS SAA, WHO'S GOING TO TELL HER TO BE QUIET?!
• QA Nguyen: KAYCEE FOR PLEDGE PARENT
• QA Nguyen: SHE CAN NAME ALL HER KIDS PMICCHICKENS
• Patrick Nguyen: PBIG MAC.
• Tim Mascarinas: SUPER SIZE TRAINER!
• Ivan Wang: NO
• Ivan Wang: ‎QA Nguyen HER KIDS WOULD BE PMCNUGGETS
• Ivan Wang: AND SHE WOULD BE MCHICKEN PARENT
• QA Nguyen: INSTEAD OF GETTING STRIKES, THEY WOULD HAVE TO EAT SALADS.
• QA Nguyen: INSTEAD OF WILD CARDS, THEY GET STARBUCKS GOLD CARDS
• QA Nguyen: THE PLEDGE PIN IS NOW THE FRENCH FRY PIN
• Tim Mascarinas: if you go to Dinner with Kaycee and Pops, you eat McDonalds and watch Harry Potter.
• Tim Mascarinas: none of this potluck shit.
• QA Nguyen: NO LONGER DINNER WITH MOM AND POPS, IT'S MCDONALD'S WITH KAYCEE AND HARRY POTTER.
• Patrick Nguyen: YOU GET A STRIKE FOR DRINKING ANYTHING LESS THAN A LARGE.
• QA Nguyen THEY WOULD HAVE TO ATTEND MCDONALD'S 101
• Patrick Nguyen YOU GET A WILDCARD FOR BUYING HER A BIG MAC MEAL.
• Kristin Rose Umali Caroza: FAMILIES WILL BE SPLIT IN TO SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE, RANCH, KETCHUP.
• Kristin Rose Umali Caroza: TRYNA GET WHAT? TRYNA GET FRIESSSSSSS.
• QA Nguyen: ALWAYS KETCHUP NEVER SLOPPY.
• Tim Mascarinas: What is a Quorum?
• When half of the Active body brings McDonalds to meeting (50 +1). You cannot run Chapter business if there is no quorum
• Committee as a Whole will apply once all McDonalds have been confiscated by President Kaycee.
• Kristin Rose Umali Caroza: WHEN I SAY EAT. YOU SAY FRIES. EAT. FRIES. EAT FRIES.
• Patrick Nguyen: GET IT RIGHT! GET IT SUPER SIZED!
• Ivan Wang: omg guys..
• Ivan Wang: i am dying
• Patrick Nguyen: We are horrible people. ♥
• Patrick Nguyen: SNR WILL BE AT MCDONALDS EVERY TIME.
• QA Nguyen: MCCHICKENBOATS WITH EXTRA MAYO
• Tim Mascarinas: SHAWTY GET WHAT? SHAWTY GET SUPER SIZED!
• Patrick Nguyen: INSTEAD OF A GAVEL, SHE'LL HAVE A BIG MAC BOX.
• Ivan Wang: omg i cant do this..
• QA Nguyen: INSTEAD OF IPHI IT WILL BE NOW IFRIES
• QA Nguyen: I SPY, IFRIES
• Patrick Nguyen: THEIR PDAD WILL BE RONALD MCDONALD.
• Kristin Rose Umali Caroza: BIG MAC SALUTE.
• Ivan Wang: THE PLEDGE OF THE WEEK AWARD IS NOW A HAPPY MEAL
• Tim Mascarinas: I-YI I-YI I! FRY FRY FRY!
• Patrick Nguyen: INSTEAD OF PAYING A DOLLAR FOR GOOD MUGS, YOU HAVE TO PAY IN FRIES.
• QA Nguyen: LOOOL I DIEEE
• Kristin Rose Umali Caroza: GO I FRY GO I FRY GO. GO I FRY GO
• QA Nguyen: ‎Kaycee Bartleby Calip PLEDGED MCCHICKEN TERM, NOT MCKENZIE TERM
• Ivan Wang: LOL
• Ivan Wang: THE SAA MUG IS NOW A VENTI CARAMEL FRAPP WITH EXTRA CARAMEL
• Ivan Wang: its not longer roberts rules its ronalds rules
• QA Nguyen: LOOOL
• QA Nguyen: I CAN'T DO THIS ANY LONGER
• QA Nguyen: I AM DYING
• Ivan Wang: ME NEITHEr
• Tim Mascarinas: LOL..I AM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER
• Patrick Nguyen: IN ORDER TO COMPLETE PLANKS, YOU MUST EAT A BIG MAC WHILE CROSSING.
• Ivan Wang: FOR SNEAK, YOU HAVE TO STEAL A MCCHICKEN FROM KAYCEE
• QA Nguyen: WELL THIS ONE IS OBVIOUS, GRILLING = MCDONALD'S STYLE
• QA Nguyen: THE GRILLING QUESTIONS WILL BE ABOUT THE MCDONALD'S MENU
• Ivan Wang: AND STARBUCKS
• Kristin Rose Umali Caroza: Pledge retreat will be at the Mc Donalds parking lot.
• Tim Mascarinas: PASSENGERS: PLEASE PAY YOUR DRIVERS WITH MCCHICKENS!
• Ivan Wang: THE MEETINGS ARE HELD AT MCDONALDS TILL TEN O CLOCK
• Tim Mascarinas: ID LIKE TO END THE MEETING WITH MCCHICKENS AND HASHBROWNS.
• Patrick Nguyen: INSTEAD OF COHO HOURS, YOU GET MCDONALDS HOURS
• Patrick Nguyen: INSTEAD OF ROCKS, THEY'LL HAVE TO SPELL OUT APO WITH MCCHICKENS.
• Tim Mascarinas: LOL^
• Ivan Wang: INSTEAD OF EXCOMM YOU HAVE THE MCCHICKEN COUNCIL
• Ivan Wang: AND PLEXCOMM ARE JUNIOR MCCHICKEND
• Ivan Wang: MCCHICKENS
• Kevin Luu: Ronald's Rules 101 is mandatory for pmcchickens?
• Ivan Wang: THE BIRD IS NO LONGER THE EAGLE BUT THE CHICKEN
• Ivan Wang: THE FEATS COLORS ARE NOW RED AND GOLD
• Ivan Wang: FRATS
• Tim Mascarinas: McPresident Kaycee.
• RC Cruz: LMAO I CAN'T BREATHE
• Kevin Luu: The purpose of this fraternity shall be to assemble college students in McDonalds.
• RC Cruz: Ronald McDonald for namesake
• Tim Mascarinas: under the golden arc of McChickenship, French Fries, and Super Size
• Ivan Wang: THE SCOUT OATH IS TO NOW THE MAYO OATH TO ALWAYS GET EXTRA MAYO
• Kevin Luu: The three sharp taps of this gavel I got from a happy meal.
• Ivan Wang: THE HAMBURGLER FOR NAMESAKEEEE
• Ivan Wang: RM COMM IS NOW THE OBESITY WATCH
• Kevin Luu: Grimace for pledge mascot.
• Ivan Wang: OR TO BREAK RM IS TO EAT ANY FAST FOOD OTHER THAN MCDONALDS
• Ivan Wang: MVP=McChicken Vice Presidents
• Ivan Wang: your active requirements are now to do the 4M's, Mchicken, Mcdouble, McFlurry, and McNuggets
• Kevin Luu: The last 3 comments were from you Ivan. It's like you're talking to yourself.
• Ivan Wang: fuck you
• Kevin Luu: lolol
• Tim Mascarinas: I can't wait for Kaycee to see this.
• Ivan Wang: she'll kill us all

May 21

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May 20

It's 6:15 PM - light is still out. She stares out the window.

• Kristin: I can't tell if it's dark or light outside.
• QA: ... it's light.
• Kristin: ... but the world is like... in a shadow...