January 2012
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December 2011
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As sensitive as a little bitch.
Aaron: 190 lbs. :[
Me: NIICE!
Aaron: I can feel my tummy bursting at the seams. I am consuming so much food. EUGH!
Me: Niice! You are eating for Africa.
Aaron: lol thatso so awful. WHATEVEr. I LOOK HEALTHIER WHEN FAT.
Me: I didn't say anything?
Aaron: STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
Me: ??? You talked about it.
Aaron: WE DONE. TALKING ABOUT IT.
Me: ...okay. You're as sensitive as a little bitch.
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Set Fire to the Rain
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Watchthedailywhat:
Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Santa brings one good little girl from North Carolina a very special surprise: Her dad, home from Iraq, in a Santa costume.
[cbsnews.]
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JChan.
JChan: Take him to a boba place sit and gay talk.
Me: You know that gay talk is just like regular talk right. Except a few pitches higher.
JChan: With like 10% more sarcasm, 20% more attitude, and 100% FAAAABBBUULLOOUUSSS.
Me: I can't believe you just said that.
Me: THAT DOESN'T EVEN ADD UP TO 100%.
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I decided to watch a "boring" Education...
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My sister.
Me: DO YOU HAVE A MOUSE I CAN BORROW SO I CAN PLAY GAMES?
Sister: I transferred money in your account because you're broke, bitch.
Me: BUT DO YOU HAVE A MOUSE I CAN USE?
Sister: ... no, but I have hairspray.
Me: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
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This is what I deal with.
Emmanuel: http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/378550_2456610506717_1595747895_32439014_33026540_n.jpg
Emmanuel: I like your smile here.
Emmanuel: Can you take a picture of yourself smiling like that.
Me: No.
Me: WAIT A MINUTE!
ME: THAT'S NOT EVEN A PICTURE OF ME.
ME: WHORE.
Me: I HATE YOU.
Me: WHAT THE FUCK.
Emmanuel: http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/378550_2456610506717_1595747895_32439014_33026540_n.jpg
Me: NOT A PICTURE OF ME.
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I AM SURROUNDED BY LOVESICK PEOPLE.
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