January 2010
117 posts
how to be a good student
dorkoivi: ughh, you know how i am studying
dorkoivi: reading with ACCENTS
dorkoivi: hahaha
cinderellajuliet: lol
cinderellajuliet: hahahaha
cinderellajuliet: you WOULD
dorkoivi: goddamn, i don't even know what this accent is
dorkoivi: i sound like fuckin dracula
cinderellajuliet: rawr!
Oh my god! I did the same thing for Stats last year! My teacher sounded like Count Dracula, so in order to memorize Stats formulas, I would say it in a Transylvania accent. HEHEHE.
I find it rather depressing that in a bus of...
Never will I forget about walking home singing...
MY KID DOESNT BELIEVE I BENCHED PRESSED 250 POUNDS...
(via raychan)
Papa, you don’t need to prove your masculinity with me. In my eyes, I will always have two mamas. Jesus had two daddies, why can’t I have two mommies?
Yeah, bitch, this is my jam.
“Like a box of positives, it’s a plus, love”
– (via dasc)
Sounds like a pregnancy test.
ivanahamburger:
kari-shma:
Bright Eyes | First...
If you're worried about yesterday's problems, you...
No one believes me!
Me: Have a good night's sleep!
Me: See you whenever!
Harry Wu: Good night.
Harry Wu: See you in my pants.
Me: NO ONE BELIEVES ME THAT YOU SAY THESE THINGS.
When you're an English major, you learn not to...
"the purpose of alpha phi omega is to flunk...
(via vivii)
LULZ, IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS TRUE.
“Girl, it ain’t a competition. Would you like to ask the crowd? This is not...”
– Verbz. On BITCH PLEASEEE.
Oh, I get it now. PEOPLE ARE HAVING SEX, OH MY...
“We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to...”
– Lovey dovey quotes, it’s cheesy, but cute.
“Might like you better if we slept together.”
– Amanda Blank
I'm just a little overwhelmed.
(via vivii)
You’re going to get through this.
Baldo's and I have something in common.
(via sokatchan)
What? You’re Mexican, and a car crashed and exploded into you? >:l?!
Girl, you're so stupid. He doesn't like you, why...
Girls playing boys, rule #10: Make sure to get...
In all my studies and all my textbooks, they've...
I don't know if I can handle all this. I hope it...
(via kwidine)
Things that get broken only get fixed to be better and even more beautiful than before.
Fuck. Our. Lives.
Me: I HAVE TWO ESSAYS ON TUESDAY, AN NPB TEST ON WEDNESDAY.
Me: THE BOY I AM STARTING TO LIKE ALREADY LIKES SOMEONE ELSE.
Me: FUCK MY LIFE.
Kristin: the boy that ruined my life for a year is back in the picture
Kristin: FUCK OUR LIVES.
I've had a lot of bad people in my life, and...
I wish people had less faith in me.
I think at one point in everybody's life, they...
I am so fucked this weekend, it's not even funny....
Uh oh. D:
Life should always be about regretting how much...
If I'm not anything else, I would like to be my...
You think I'm the bad guy here? You obviously...
I love SOME of my PBros.
When I'm mad, I tend to say things I regret when...
A homeless guy walks into Chipotle, asks for a...
I told myself I would not be addicted to that Blah...
I don't want to be a great leader anymore; I just...
Who are you? And why are we not friends? Who are...
I had you first.
im just..trying too hard.
(via duckylove)
I’m sorry! :(
Girls playing boys, rule #9: Remember that you are...
How to Install Love
pedopatrick:
monkiieee:
ukeesushi:
Tech Support: Hello … how can I help you? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process? Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first? Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you...
Fuck, every time I read one of my text books, I...
Girls playing boys, rule #8: Make out with another...